Есть разница между "твоим", "ты", и "пряжа". "Пряжа" даже не произносится так же. Это совершенно другое слово.
Не знаю видел кто или нет эту шикарную вещь, но делюсь.
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Кое что из любимого:
Ichigo had some time before he had to do anything, so he decided to have another flashback.
***
However he couldn't with Iruka near by....they were like family now.Kakashi was like his Sister.
Any sane person would never allow their own sister to see them in the nude.
***
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
***
Suddenly he bumped into Naruto-san.
"Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house."
"Yes I come here every tuesday."
***
"Orochimaru-san!" I gasped, "I thought Orochimaru-san was defeated!"
"So did we... so did we." said he." а это просто саммари всего аниме
***
There was No resisting. No mercy. No Pants.
***
Iruka-san thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Orochimaru-san's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Orochimaru-san's guards would never let them in.
No... they had to be clever.
So Iruka-san came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes! гениально
***
Iruka-san put on nice tight redleather pants. Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because it was the color Naruto-san died his hair these days, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.
Shizune-san wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorns gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Kakashi-san also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)
Finally they were ready to face Orochimaru-san!
***
"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Unohanas Ming vase!"
"oh, Ikkaku! thats positively evil! and I should know!" это самоубийство...
***
Aizen is like the school bully but everyone likes him.
***
Madarame was dressed as Yachiru.
Yachiru was dressed as Unohana.
Unohana was dressed as Kenpachi.
Kenpachi was dressed as Aizen.
And Aizen was dressed as a Knickers.
***
But then Aizen stapped forwar and spoke: "I know your secret!"
Then Madarame said: "How do you know about Zaraki being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"
Aizen laughed and said: "you just told me! But also, I read it on Kenpachi's facebook!"
***
Renji-san woke up next to Ikkaku-san.
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
"Aizen-san is back, my spider-sense is tingleing..."
"If he is back, then he must be a zombie!"
"Good thinking!"
Suddenly Rukia-san came in quickly.
"Aizen-san is back, he has killed Rangiku-san and Yumichika-san !!!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!!!" Screamed Renji-san
***
At that moment Rukia-san dropped dead on the floor, the poison she was secretly given the day before finaly killing her.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" He repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am very upset!"
"There there, Renji-san." Ikkaku-san patted Renji-san on the back.
"Thanks, thats better
"
***
"You Father-in-law-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my Tricorder"
***
They arrived at Aizen-san's Spaceelivator and entered
"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"
"Your boss?" said everyone.
"HE MEANS ME!!!"
Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them! это как то неожиданно
***
With that, he struck down his falk and killed Ikkaku-san.
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That.".
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
***
Rukia-san was taking a shower this hot day.
She was washing the blood off her body from the recent monsters she had just killed. .
Then, suddenly, Renji-san paraglided in.
"Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!"
"What? im taking a shower, Im naked, cant you see that?"
"yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower" Renji-san said.
"But we must go...Aizen-san is back!."
"What not Aizen-san!!!" she punched the wall out of blood lust.
"Yes!"
"Oh!"
Rukia-san got out of the shower and put some clothes on.
After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Aizen-san.
***
Our heroes arrived at the central district.
"How will we find where he is based in this big city?"
"We will never find him."
"Maybe not, look...there!"
Behind them was a massive blimp sign with Aizen-san Corp scribbled upon it in bold . скрывается смотрю
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Кое что из любимого:
Ichigo had some time before he had to do anything, so he decided to have another flashback.
***
However he couldn't with Iruka near by....they were like family now.Kakashi was like his Sister.
Any sane person would never allow their own sister to see them in the nude.
***
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
***
Suddenly he bumped into Naruto-san.
"Whoa I didnt expect to see you here at your house."
"Yes I come here every tuesday."
***
"Orochimaru-san!" I gasped, "I thought Orochimaru-san was defeated!"
"So did we... so did we." said he." а это просто саммари всего аниме
***
There was No resisting. No mercy. No Pants.
***
Iruka-san thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Orochimaru-san's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Orochimaru-san's guards would never let them in.
No... they had to be clever.
So Iruka-san came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes! гениально
***
Iruka-san put on nice tight redleather pants. Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but he only did that because it was the color Naruto-san died his hair these days, not because he is a vampire or a killer or something.
Shizune-san wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorns gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Kakashi-san also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)
Finally they were ready to face Orochimaru-san!
***
"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Unohanas Ming vase!"
"oh, Ikkaku! thats positively evil! and I should know!" это самоубийство...
***
Aizen is like the school bully but everyone likes him.
***
Madarame was dressed as Yachiru.
Yachiru was dressed as Unohana.
Unohana was dressed as Kenpachi.
Kenpachi was dressed as Aizen.
And Aizen was dressed as a Knickers.
***
But then Aizen stapped forwar and spoke: "I know your secret!"
Then Madarame said: "How do you know about Zaraki being a half vampire (a/n: or dhampire, really!)?"
Aizen laughed and said: "you just told me! But also, I read it on Kenpachi's facebook!"
***
Renji-san woke up next to Ikkaku-san.
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
"Aizen-san is back, my spider-sense is tingleing..."
"If he is back, then he must be a zombie!"
"Good thinking!"
Suddenly Rukia-san came in quickly.
"Aizen-san is back, he has killed Rangiku-san and Yumichika-san !!!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!!!" Screamed Renji-san
***
At that moment Rukia-san dropped dead on the floor, the poison she was secretly given the day before finaly killing her.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" He repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am very upset!"
"There there, Renji-san." Ikkaku-san patted Renji-san on the back.
"Thanks, thats better
"***
"You Father-in-law-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my Tricorder"
***
They arrived at Aizen-san's Spaceelivator and entered
"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"
"Your boss?" said everyone.
"HE MEANS ME!!!"
Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them! это как то неожиданно
***
With that, he struck down his falk and killed Ikkaku-san.
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That.".
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
***
Rukia-san was taking a shower this hot day.
She was washing the blood off her body from the recent monsters she had just killed. .
Then, suddenly, Renji-san paraglided in.
"Sorry I have to interupt you, naked in the shower, but we must go!"
"What? im taking a shower, Im naked, cant you see that?"
"yes, I can see that you are naked, in the shower" Renji-san said.
"But we must go...Aizen-san is back!."
"What not Aizen-san!!!" she punched the wall out of blood lust.
"Yes!"
"Oh!"
Rukia-san got out of the shower and put some clothes on.
After she was no longer naked, they left to defeat Aizen-san.
***
Our heroes arrived at the central district.
"How will we find where he is based in this big city?"
"We will never find him."
"Maybe not, look...there!"
Behind them was a massive blimp sign with Aizen-san Corp scribbled upon it in bold . скрывается смотрю
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